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Old 05-05-2013, 06:59 PM
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How the f*ck can u do a brake stand in these cars I held the dtc button for 5 sec and the car still wants to act like a pussy plz help thanx
Old 05-05-2013, 09:48 PM
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The car wasnt designed to, in fact quite the opposite. Mine is the same thing.
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Why would you want to?

You burn through tires, waste gas (because thats cheap these days), and make everyone who owns a BMW look like a cock.

Save yourself the money and us the embarrassment -- don't do it again.
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Hi

Hold the DTC botton for aprox. 20 sec. and all is switched off ( ASC , DSC and ESP )
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Yes, you CAN power brake in your 550 so I wouldn't call her a Pu@%&, you might hurt her feelings. This process requires a very special way. Although the DTC is turned off, the cBus is still reciveing a signal. The only way to do this is to put your car in nuetral, apply the brake, increase rpm to 6500 and release the brake and select drive at the same time. You and all of your friends will be SO impressed at the amount of smoke you will produce.
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Should have bought a Mustang if you wanted to do that. Or some other hoon car.
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I hope I ruined all your "fun."
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^^^^^hahaha
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not trying to be a dink just wanna have alil fun like I used to with my e39 540i.... I def kno the 550 is a beast I just gotta get to know her better

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buy a mustang


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