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Old 07-18-2006, 10:43 AM
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Have you named your Navigation and On Board Computer?

For Navigation, I named it Cassandra, after Helena of Troy's sister. Cassandra had been cursed by Apollo to prophesy the truth but never be believed, just like the Navigation routes.

I haven't named my On Board Computer yet. He's a bit of a smart ass. I was trying to initate some voice commands and it wouldn't do it. I finally told him "You're stupid," and his response was, "Perspective." My wife was in the car at that time and she told me I just got owned. Any suggestion of someone that's hard of hearing and yet witty?
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Originally Posted by amadeus00' post='312239' date='Jul 18 2006, 01:43 PM
Have you named your Navigation and On Board Computer?

For Navigation, I named it Cassandra, after Helena of Troy's sister. Cassandra had been cursed by Apollo to prophesy the truth but never be believed, just like the Navigation routes.

I haven't named my On Board Computer yet. He's a bit of a smart ass. I was trying to initate some voice commands and it wouldn't do it. I finally told him "You're stupid," and his response was, "Perspective." My wife was in the car at that time and she told me I just got owned. Any suggestion of someone that's hard of hearing and yet witty?
How about Yoda? Who backward speaks like OBC. Feel the force Luke.
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Funny you should bring this up! Since the voice is female, after she says something I sometimes say "okay babe" or "okay baby", stuff along those lines, but no, no official name.
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My Idrive and voice command system is called "IF I'D WANTED F**KING CLIMATE I'D HAVE SAID F**KING CLIMATE YOU STUPID BINT" Don't know how I thought of this!!!!
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LOL! ^^
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The Nav girl is Jane - a hangover from the TomTom GO700 I had in my E46, and the Voice girl is just plain STUPID B!TCH as she only gets it right 50% of the time.
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