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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 06:57 AM
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Great advice from dragonii he was able to give one good reason to keep our wife in the car, she makes a great Nagging Wife System. See my other post about wife vs. car. You can see his post about NWS. Only one sure fire way to shut it down on a permanant basis though: sell car or divorce wife Neither option is cheap. With divorce at least you can be alone with the one that really counts-530i. Yeah baby

I love my dear wife, really I do.
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by bmw5series1' post='414258' date='Apr 16 2007, 08:57 AM
Great advice from dragonii he was able to give one good reason to keep our wife in the car, she makes a great Nagging Wife System. See my other post about wife vs. car. You can see his post about NWS. Only one sure fire way to shut it down on a permanant basis though: sell car or divorce wife Neither option is cheap. With divorce at least you can be alone with the one that really counts-530i. Yeah baby

I love my dear wife, really I do.
Well, NWS goes into standby mode on long journeys... I guess it need to recharge itself
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:02 AM
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I do not need such a device .

48, divorced 7 years ago!


Regards from the sunny Spain
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:14 AM
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Doesn't the NWS involve opening the passenger door at high speeds and kicking? Or is that the older version?
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Dragonii' post='414263' date='Apr 16 2007, 04:11 PM
Well, NWS goes into standby mode on long journeys...
Looks like a bug - mine works to spec.

ABC
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Old Apr 16, 2007 | 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by bmw5series1' post='414258' date='Apr 16 2007, 03:57 PM
Neither option is cheap. With divorce at least you can be alone with the one that really counts-530i. Yeah baby
True, however over the years divorce has cost me ?1.4M (circa $2.7M) so far, how many e60's is that? Around 30 I guess; I could be running my own fleet by now! - Stick with the aggravation and be compliant it's far the cheaper option to be alone with your beast, or alternatively get a cute lawyer...................
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