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Old Jan 20, 2010 | 08:48 AM
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So I figured for my New Year's resolution I'd make my car lighter so this morning I removed all of the shit out of my trunk, the spare, the jack, etc. I must have shed the car of about 60 lbs. I figure if my fatass can't lose weight to make the car faster, why not just take it off the car itself?

Anyways, going out to lunch. I got an Italian Beef with my name on it!
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Old Jan 20, 2010 | 08:53 AM
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Don't forget the floor mats!!!
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Old Jan 20, 2010 | 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Howitzer' post='1094125' date='Jan 20 2010, 09:48 AM
I got an Italian Beef with my name on it!
TMI
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Old Jan 20, 2010 | 09:23 AM
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Hahaha funny post

I lost 20lbs the past month...190 is my goal...
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Old Jan 20, 2010 | 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by GENEaTALS' post='1094136' date='Jan 20 2010, 01:12 PM
TMI
You don't like Italian beef sandwiches?
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Old Jan 20, 2010 | 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Howitzer' post='1094163' date='Jan 20 2010, 10:43 AM
You don't like Italian beef sandwiches?
again TMI

and No, I'm more pink taco or sushi kinda guy
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Old Jan 20, 2010 | 10:15 AM
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Drive naked and make sure you take a huge dump and a leak, to lose the addtional weight. Only fill car with 1/4 of tank. Gas is heavy. Shave your head too, unless you're already bald.
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Old Jan 20, 2010 | 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Howitzer' post='1094125' date='Jan 20 2010, 11:48 AM
So I figured for my New Year's resolution I'd make my car lighter so this morning I removed all of the shit out of my trunk, the spare, the jack, etc. I must have shed the car of about 60 lbs. I figure if my fatass can't lose weight to make the car faster, why not just take it off the car itself?

Anyways, going out to lunch. I got an Italian Beef with my name on it!
Screw it!!!! Go for a beef/sausage combo with cheese. 5series.net will kill you one way or the other!

>>Mod Losses: $9,239 and counting! Thanks E60.net!
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Old Jan 20, 2010 | 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='1094190' date='Jan 20 2010, 08:15 PM
Drive naked and make sure you take a huge dump and a leak, to lose the addtional weight. Only fill car with 1/4 of tank. Gas is heavy. Shave your head too, unless you're already bald.
Squirt all the washer fluid out too
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Old Jan 20, 2010 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by DD_545i' post='1094197' date='Jan 20 2010, 02:21 PM
Squirt all the washer fluid out too
Squirt... nah, nevermind.
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