Just Got a Welcome Packet from BMW in the mail.
10-05-2007, 10:52 AM
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My Ride: 2008 535i w/ Sports & Permium Pkg. Silv/Blk
2008 VW R32 w/Nav.
1992 VW Corrado Silv/Blk-retired
2001 530i Sports/Premium-retired
Hummmm...... lets see, 2 booklets, welcome letter, survey letter, 1 DVD & 4 CD's.....yep, looks like hypnotic sugestion delivery media....'Beautiful Ride' by Don Winslow, 'Master of the Storm' by James Flint, 'The Debt' by Simon Kernick & 'Cold Cold Heart' by Karin Slaughter. 
I start listening & the next thing I know,
dreaming......I wake up in a hotel bathtub in Munich, there is a FOB on a chain around my neck, & a note taped to my chest.....,
Dear Mr. 'Philly'
Congratulations on your new M5 and thank you for choosing BMW,your kidneys have been removed
your kidney grills have been removed and painted black as you ordered. Your representatives have contacted us about the
transfer of funds from your retirement accounts to our bank as per your request, all is in order. The valet has detailed your
M5 and directions to 'Ring' have been programed into the Nav. system. Also, there are free passes to the 'Ring' in the glove box
compliments of BMW AG, enjoy and again, thank you.
Regards,
BMW
PS- For your safety, we suggest you stop at the jewelry store before going home. Also, pre-programing 911 into your cell phone
may offer an added layer of safety. For questions or comments please call us a 1-800-831-1117 or your authorized BMW center.
So, is this thing safe to watch...
or are you all also working for the MAN 
I start listening & the next thing I know,
dreaming......I wake up in a hotel bathtub in Munich, there is a FOB on a chain around my neck, & a note taped to my chest.....,
Dear Mr. 'Philly'
Congratulations on your new M5 and thank you for choosing BMW,
your kidney grills have been removed and painted black as you ordered. Your representatives have contacted us about the
transfer of funds from your retirement accounts to our bank as per your request, all is in order. The valet has detailed your
M5 and directions to 'Ring' have been programed into the Nav. system. Also, there are free passes to the 'Ring' in the glove box
compliments of BMW AG, enjoy and again, thank you.
Regards,
BMW
PS- For your safety, we suggest you stop at the jewelry store before going home. Also, pre-programing 911 into your cell phone
may offer an added layer of safety. For questions or comments please call us a 1-800-831-1117 or your authorized BMW center.
So, is this thing safe to watch...
or are you all also working for the MAN
10-05-2007, 11:02 AM
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My Ride: '08 535i Titanium Silver, Grey Dakota Comfort Seats-Premium Pkg, Nav, ipod, PDC, Steptronic
Proud BMW owner since 9-1-07
So mine must be 'in the mail'. Right? Or is that just a local dealer thing?
Or is that just a local dealer thing?
10-05-2007, 11:07 AM
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2001 530i Sports/Premium-retired
Originally Posted by SLORider' post='478374' date='Oct 5 2007, 03:02 PM
So mine must be 'in the mail'. Right? Or is that just a local dealer thing?
Or is that just a local dealer thing?
10-05-2007, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by MiamiPhill' post='478373' date='Oct 5 2007, 11:52 AM
Hummmm...... lets see, 2 booklets, welcome letter, survey letter, 1 DVD & 4 CD's.....yep, looks like hypnotic sugestion delivery media....'Beautiful Ride' by Don Winslow, 'Master of the Storm' by James Flint, 'The Debt' by Simon Kernick & 'Cold Cold Heart' by Karin Slaughter.
I start listening & the next thing I know,
dreaming......I wake up in a hotel bathtub in Munich, there is a FOB on a chain around my neck, & a note taped to my chest.....,
Dear Mr. 'Philly'
Congratulations on your new M5 and thank you for choosing BMW,your kidneys have been removed
your kidney grills have been removed and painted black as you ordered. Your representatives have contacted us about the
transfer of funds from your retirement accounts to our bank as per your request, all is in order. The valet has detailed your
M5 and directions to 'Ring' have been programed into the Nav. system. Also, there are free passes to the 'Ring' in the glove box
compliments of BMW AG, enjoy and again, thank you.
Regards,
BMW
PS- For your safety, we suggest you stop at the jewelry store before going home. Also, pre-programing 911 into your cell phone
may offer an added layer of safety. For questions or comments please call us a 1-800-831-1117 or your authorized BMW center.
So, is this thing safe to watch... or are you all also working for the MAN
I start listening & the next thing I know,
dreaming......I wake up in a hotel bathtub in Munich, there is a FOB on a chain around my neck, & a note taped to my chest.....,
Dear Mr. 'Philly'
Congratulations on your new M5 and thank you for choosing BMW,
your kidney grills have been removed and painted black as you ordered. Your representatives have contacted us about the
transfer of funds from your retirement accounts to our bank as per your request, all is in order. The valet has detailed your
M5 and directions to 'Ring' have been programed into the Nav. system. Also, there are free passes to the 'Ring' in the glove box
compliments of BMW AG, enjoy and again, thank you.
Regards,
BMW
PS- For your safety, we suggest you stop at the jewelry store before going home. Also, pre-programing 911 into your cell phone
may offer an added layer of safety. For questions or comments please call us a 1-800-831-1117 or your authorized BMW center.
So, is this thing safe to watch...
or are you all also working for the MAN Hahhahaha did you really get that? if so sounds like the MINI advertising department broken grounds into BMWs ad department. EXCELLENT!!!!!
10-05-2007, 12:05 PM
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Did anyone watch this dvd....?? is it just me or is Chris Bangle a bit of an ass.!! 
10-06-2007, 02:59 PM
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My Ride: 2008 535i w/ Sports & Permium Pkg. Silv/Blk
2008 VW R32 w/Nav.
1992 VW Corrado Silv/Blk-retired
2001 530i Sports/Premium-retired
Originally Posted by Rudy' post='478422' date='Oct 5 2007, 05:25 PM
I got mine a while ago but haven't had the time to really dig into any of it...
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