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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 07:17 AM
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at least you grabbed some grub at wendys
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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 07:17 AM
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LOL...... one time my wife went to her can and tried to open but the lock wouldn't work..she panic......then looked inside the car and it was not her car...hahahahahahahah
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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 07:24 AM
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Don't feel bad John.... Once I lost my car key, I spent about 5 minutes searching around my whole place and realized they were in my pocket. DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRKA DURKA...

Also, very sleepy in the morning I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and picked up my Gilette razor. Glad it didn't go further!
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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 07:51 AM
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Good story!

I did the same thing once when I first got my M, but I figured it out within a few seconds.
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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 10:55 AM
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on my SMG, if I turn the key to the start position and the car is in any gear but "N" I'll get a message on the HUD and on the idrive screen telling me that I need to shift into the "N" position. Does the M5 not do this?
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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by khooger
LOL...... one time my wife went to her can and tried to open but the lock wouldn't work..she panic......then looked inside the car and it was not her car...hahahahahahahah
My wife does that all the time. she thinks her 528 looks like a Camry.
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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by njlou
My wife does that all the time. she thinks her 528 looks like a Camry.
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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 05:41 PM
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You are killing me my friend.
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Old Jul 26, 2010 | 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by njlou
My wife does that all the time. she thinks her 528 looks like a Camry.
.... wait what
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Old Jul 27, 2010 | 10:41 AM
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My Ride: 2008 525i LCI - saphire black on black dakota leather, dark poplar wood, moonroof, cruise control, electric seats with memory, nokia 6230i bluetooth + cradle, rain sensor, A/C with extended features, extended lights package, PDC, rear power sunshade, AUX Jack, steptronic, M-Tech steering wheel, 10 Airbags, smokers package, DSC, interior and exterior mirror with anti-dazzel function, business radio; power folding mirrors Mods: iPOD (OEM), BMW OEM floor mats, BMW OEM trunk mat, ///M Aerodyamics kit (OEM), 18" rims style 184 (OEM), 245/45 R18 93Y Contisport, ///M boot-lid spoiler (OEM), OEM Headlight washer system Future Mods: Solaris Invisibulbs - Amber Flash all-round; LED interior kit; LED License Plate; The Mrs.: 2009 e90 320i LCI - Carbon Black, Beige leather interior, Dark Poplar Wood, moonroof, cruise control, electric seats with memory, nokia 6233 bluetooth + cradle, extended lights package, rear power sunshade, NEW I-DRIVE with HDD + 2USB Slots +AUX Jack, steptronic, DSC, Smokers package, business radio Mods:BMW OEM floor mats, BMW OEM trunk mat The cars were manufactured in Egypt! :)
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Once a lady at work called me up at 11 pm as she was 'stuck' in a near by neighborhood and knew i lived nearby. dragged my self at almost midnight 5 kilometres only to discover she left her brand new a/t hyumdai on 'D' and tried to turn on the ignition!

doesn't get worse.
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