Heated Seats Boils Your Boys!
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Originally Posted by DRANGED' post='656612' date='Aug 28 2008, 02:43 PM
Not even heated seats can stop my olympic swimmers! 
didn't seem to bother your swimmers at all
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Originally Posted by kali4nia58' post='656514' date='Aug 28 2008, 02:19 PM
http://www.autoblog.com/2008/08/28/we-knew...boil-your-boys/
"Heated seats can be just what the doctor ordered in the middle of winter, but if you're trying to pass on your car-loving gene pool, you may be better off freezing. Scientists studying male fertility have discovered that the proliferation of heated seats raises the temperature of your junk by a full degree Fahrenheit verses sitting in the car without artificially warmed seats. That's enough to cut your chances of reproducing, and it makes us strategically point a fan at close range just thinking about it. Even without electronically warmed seat bottoms, guys that sit in the car for long periods of time raise the temperature of their man parts by a couple degrees above optimal sperm-making levels. Hmmm, just typing "above optimal sperm-making levels" makes us a bit queasy. The cure? Turn off the heated seats, wear boxers, and don't sit in the car for too long at once. OK... lets talk about something else."
"Heated seats can be just what the doctor ordered in the middle of winter, but if you're trying to pass on your car-loving gene pool, you may be better off freezing. Scientists studying male fertility have discovered that the proliferation of heated seats raises the temperature of your junk by a full degree Fahrenheit verses sitting in the car without artificially warmed seats. That's enough to cut your chances of reproducing, and it makes us strategically point a fan at close range just thinking about it. Even without electronically warmed seat bottoms, guys that sit in the car for long periods of time raise the temperature of their man parts by a couple degrees above optimal sperm-making levels. Hmmm, just typing "above optimal sperm-making levels" makes us a bit queasy. The cure? Turn off the heated seats, wear boxers, and don't sit in the car for too long at once. OK... lets talk about something else."
Nice, I can throw my box of Trojans away. I'm sure my girlfriend will be pleased.
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Originally Posted by Howitzer' post='656785' date='Aug 28 2008, 09:43 PM
Nice, I can throw my box of Trojans away. I'm sure my girlfriend will be pleased.
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Originally Posted by kali4nia58' post='656514' date='Aug 28 2008, 10:19 PM
http://www.autoblog.com/2008/08/28/we-knew...boil-your-boys/
"Heated seats can be just what the doctor ordered in the middle of winter, but if you're trying to pass on your car-loving gene pool, you may be better off freezing. Scientists studying male fertility have discovered that the proliferation of heated seats raises the temperature of your junk by a full degree Fahrenheit verses sitting in the car without artificially warmed seats. That's enough to cut your chances of reproducing, and it makes us strategically point a fan at close range just thinking about it. Even without electronically warmed seat bottoms, guys that sit in the car for long periods of time raise the temperature of their man parts by a couple degrees above optimal sperm-making levels. Hmmm, just typing "above optimal sperm-making levels" makes us a bit queasy. The cure? Turn off the heated seats, wear boxers, and don't sit in the car for too long at once. OK... lets talk about something else."
"Heated seats can be just what the doctor ordered in the middle of winter, but if you're trying to pass on your car-loving gene pool, you may be better off freezing. Scientists studying male fertility have discovered that the proliferation of heated seats raises the temperature of your junk by a full degree Fahrenheit verses sitting in the car without artificially warmed seats. That's enough to cut your chances of reproducing, and it makes us strategically point a fan at close range just thinking about it. Even without electronically warmed seat bottoms, guys that sit in the car for long periods of time raise the temperature of their man parts by a couple degrees above optimal sperm-making levels. Hmmm, just typing "above optimal sperm-making levels" makes us a bit queasy. The cure? Turn off the heated seats, wear boxers, and don't sit in the car for too long at once. OK... lets talk about something else."
No balls cooking here...
My '04 did get a factory call for seat warmers overheating.
So if you have a '04 or older with seat warmers, be sure they are fixed.
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Get ventilated seats and be fertile like African land .. 
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laughing at you all!!!!! 
cause im SOOOOOOOO not having this problem!!!! cant say what i was just thinking..lol...
cause im SOOOOOOOO not having this problem!!!! cant say what i was just thinking..lol...
