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Old Sep 28, 2008 | 07:17 AM
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Ok, i've got this BEAUTIFUL E60 530d, wich has been mapped and is boasting around 320hp...

everything was fine until the other day... my GF came home on it, parked it... but accidentally left some interior lights on and it drained my battery...

So, i charged the battery.... and it cranks over... but wont start...

Anyone here had a similar problem...

oh yeah, after i crank it over it turns on the ASC+T light in the instrument cluster




Those are OEM M5 rims btw.... and i managed to run 305/30ZR19 and 275/35/ZR19 on them

Bridgestone runflats.... since i hate having a non-full-size spare wheel..
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Old Sep 28, 2008 | 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Angelic0-' post='680230' date='Sep 28 2008, 05:17 PM
Ok, i've got this BEAUTIFUL E60 530d,
You have a strange idea of 'beautiful' ..



wich has been mapped and is boasting around 320hp...

How many HP ?
SBROTFL!





Without LSD donuts aren't donuts, so it's only burnt rubber.
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Old Sep 28, 2008 | 12:50 PM
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Please be so gentle to rip that stick out of your butt... it has aftermarket LSD installed... taking a better look at the picture reveals two skidmarks...

why post if you do not have a soloution to my problem ???

SBROTFL -- translate please...

those are dyno proven horsepower 323 to be exact

Diesel Power 4tw

*edit* you have the same LSD...
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Old Sep 28, 2008 | 07:57 PM
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nobody here of any help?
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Old Sep 29, 2008 | 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Angelic0-' post='680629' date='Sep 29 2008, 03:57 AM
nobody here of any help?
It still sits in the driveway.... and the dealership here.... is a big $$$$ thing...
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Angelic0-' post='681264' date='Sep 29 2008, 11:50 PM
It still sits in the driveway.... and the dealership here.... is a big $$$$ thing...
Help
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Angelic0-' post='680230' date='Sep 28 2008, 06:17 PM
Ok, i've got this BEAUTIFUL E60 530d, wich has been mapped and is boasting around 320hp...
everything was fine until the other day... my GF came home on it, parked it... but accidentally left some interior lights on and it drained my battery...
Take it to the shop that remapped it.

No BMW guarantee!
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Ricracing' post='683705' date='Oct 2 2008, 05:08 PM
Take it to the shop that remapped it.

No BMW guarantee!
The "shop" that remapped it is a guy who referrs to the name Mr.X.... his first name is Ruben, and more i don't know....

he's from Germany.... he's there now, and i'm in Iceland....

so....

i'm in a bit of a pickle...
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 10:48 AM
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Have you disconnected the battery, left it for a couple of minutes, reconnect a (fully charged) battery and start it?
It's common to get some minor error messages when the battery power was lost at the wrong moment, but what you have sounds more like a problem that needs a reset. Disconnecting the battery does that.

Good luck.
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by timewa' post='683797' date='Oct 2 2008, 06:48 PM
Have you disconnected the battery, left it for a couple of minutes, reconnect a (fully charged) battery and start it?
It's common to get some minor error messages when the battery power was lost at the wrong moment, but what you have sounds more like a problem that needs a reset. Disconnecting the battery does that.

Good luck.
Yup, i tried that.... gave up on it 5 mins ago.... got it towed to the Local Dealer.... to get robbed again....
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