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01-09-2006, 11:26 AM
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I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today.
They don't even carry diesel.
I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today.
They don't even carry diesel.
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Originally Posted by Znod' post='221633' date='Jan 9 2006, 03:26 PM
Hi Friends:
I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today. They don't even carry diesel.
I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today.
They don't even carry diesel.Idiots. Leaded fuel has probably been unavailable since before she was born...
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Originally Posted by Znod' post='221633' date='Jan 9 2006, 12:26 PM
Hi Friends:
I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today. They don't even carry diesel.
I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today.
They don't even carry diesel.
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Originally Posted by Znod' post='221633' date='Jan 9 2006, 03:26 PM
Hi Friends:
I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today. They don't even carry diesel.
I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today.
They don't even carry diesel.
That's so funny...
01-09-2006, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Znod' post='221633' date='Jan 9 2006, 03:26 PM
Hi Friends:
I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today. They don't even carry diesel.
I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today.
They don't even carry diesel.Hi Friends:
I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today. They don't even carry diesel.
I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today.
They don't even carry diesel.[/quote]
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Originally Posted by Znod' post='221633' date='Jan 9 2006, 03:26 PM
Hi Friends:
I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today. They don't even carry diesel.
I went to gas up today, and a sign saying "sorry no unleaded today" was taped to each set of premium, middle, and low grade pumps--specifically on the low-grade pump. I asked the attendant if the station really was out of all unleaded. I was told "no, just unleaded unleaded." The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded." I said, "Oh, OK thanks," added my premium, and went off wondering how the station's gas sales are going today.
They don't even carry diesel.Idiots. Leaded fuel has probably been unavailable since before she was born...
01-09-2006, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Znod' post='221633' date='Jan 9 2006, 03:26 PM
The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded."
ROFLMAO... thanks that made my day.
She must have spent the day walking up from Nogales in the hot sun.
01-09-2006, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Znod' post='221633' date='Jan 9 2006, 03:26 PM
The attendant went on to tell me that they have plenty of premium grade and middle grade. I said, but those grades are unleaded too. She said "no only the unleaded unleaded is unleaded."
ROFLMAO... thanks that made my day.
She must have spent the day walking up from Nogales in the hot sun.