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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 02:06 PM
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Addicted to my E60 that is.
I was driving this chick home from school. She was bitching about her bad day. I was barely listening and kept saying one word phrases. She spilled some smart water on my seat so I told her to be careful and she suddenly snapped. ?You are obsessed with your fucking car next time stick your dick inside the muffler and fuck it? It was awkward after that.
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 02:12 PM
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Pull over and kick her out next time...
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 02:15 PM
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seems like you have some classy lady friends
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 02:21 PM
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I am assuming that if she's any sort of hot, you have fucked her by now.
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 02:30 PM
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Obviously you want to do that after the vehicle has had a chance to cool down.
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by mbp727
seems like you have some classy lady friends
Yeah she is a friend with benefits.
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by JeffNNJ
Obviously you want to do that after the vehicle has had a chance to cool down.
Hahaha, safe sex people!
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 02:46 PM
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Get it pregnant so you can have a couple 1 series and z4s
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by aretardedorange
Yeah she is a friend with benefits.
Lol..!!
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by cleung
Pull over and kick her out next time...
Why waste the gas, speed, and momentum to stop?
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