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-   -   Addicted...... (https://5series.net/forums/e60-discussion-2/addicted-96577/)

aretardedorange Apr 5, 2010 02:06 PM
Addicted to my E60 that is.
I was driving this chick home from school. She was bitching about her bad day. I was barely listening and kept saying one word phrases. She spilled some smart water on my seat so I told her to be careful and she suddenly snapped. ?You are obsessed with your fucking car next time stick your dick inside the muffler and fuck it? It was awkward after that. :huh:

cleung Apr 5, 2010 02:12 PM
Pull over and kick her out next time...

mbp727 Apr 5, 2010 02:15 PM
seems like you have some classy lady friends :lol:

nomis_nehc Apr 5, 2010 02:21 PM
I am assuming that if she's any sort of hot, you have fucked her by now.

JeffNNJ Apr 5, 2010 02:30 PM
Obviously you want to do that after the vehicle has had a chance to cool down.

aretardedorange Apr 5, 2010 02:31 PM
Originally Posted by mbp727 (Post 1146317)
seems like you have some classy lady friends :lol:
:tease: Yeah she is a friend with benefits. :evil:

TakmaN Apr 5, 2010 02:44 PM
Originally Posted by JeffNNJ (Post 1146326)
Obviously you want to do that after the vehicle has had a chance to cool down.
Hahaha, safe sex people!

spinitch Apr 5, 2010 02:46 PM
Get it pregnant so you can have a couple 1 series and z4s

chhay24 Apr 5, 2010 02:53 PM
Originally Posted by aretardedorange (Post 1146327)
:tease: Yeah she is a friend with benefits. :evil:
Lol..!!

or_550i Apr 5, 2010 03:29 PM
Originally Posted by cleung (Post 1146316)
Pull over and kick her out next time...
Why waste the gas, speed, and momentum to stop?


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