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Old Feb 15, 2006 | 07:09 AM
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When I first showed my wife this site she was sort of surprised that all these men were openly discussing their issues with ED. She was shocked that guys would actually discuss these personal issues with their BMW dealer. Then I told her that I was actually planning on going to Munich to get ED myself. When I told here that BMW was actually paying me $4,020 on my 550 purchase if they could give me ED she told me it was either her or the car.

I will be in Munich on May 8th, and I, will along with many of you, will have ED.

And I must say i'm be proud to have ED.
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Old Feb 15, 2006 | 07:16 AM
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cute

gook luck on getting some ED.
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Old Feb 15, 2006 | 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Veight' post='240564' date='Feb 15 2006, 11:09 AM
When I told here that BMW was actually paying me $4,020 on my 550 purchase if they could give me ED she told me it was either her or the car.

I will be in Munich on May 8th, and I, will along with many of you, will have ED.
Good choice
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Old Feb 15, 2006 | 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Veight' post='240564' date='Feb 15 2006, 10:09 AM
When I first showed my wife this site she was sort of surprised that all these men were openly discussing their issues with ED. She was shocked that guys would actually discuss these personal issues with their BMW dealer. Then I told her that I was actually planning on going to Munich to get ED myself. When I told here that BMW was actually paying me $4,020 on my 550 purchase if they could give me ED she told me it was either her or the car.

I will be in Munich on May 8th, and I, will along with many of you, will have ED.

And I must say i'm be proud to have ED.
What? ". . . either her or the car?" And you chose the car? Man, let me know if I misundertood you, but good luck on your marriage. At least you have the car!

What's so shocking with discussing personal issues with the dealership?
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Old Feb 15, 2006 | 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Veight' post='240564' date='Feb 15 2006, 11:09 AM
When I first showed my wife this site she was sort of surprised that all these men were openly discussing their issues with ED. She was shocked that guys would actually discuss these personal issues with their BMW dealer. Then I told her that I was actually planning on going to Munich to get ED myself. When I told here that BMW was actually paying me $4,020 on my 550 purchase if they could give me ED she told me it was either her or the car.
Huh??? What's her problem with European Delivery? What personal issues do we have? Why wouldn't she want to go to Europe?!
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Old Feb 15, 2006 | 09:55 AM
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Most people are missing the joke. Correct me if I am wrong Veight, ED= Erectile Dysfunction.
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Old Feb 15, 2006 | 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by JStraw' post='240628' date='Feb 15 2006, 02:55 PM
Most people are missing the joke. Correct me if I am wrong Veight, ED= Erectile Dysfunction.

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Old Feb 15, 2006 | 10:26 AM
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I tried one of those tablets once, swallowed it and ended up with a stiff neck for four hours
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Old Feb 15, 2006 | 10:28 AM
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oohhhhh.

yeah you guys have issues...
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Old Feb 15, 2006 | 10:34 AM
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ED? No problem! Take just one 550mg tablet of Bimmeragra*.


* Availble only by appointment at our Munich ED center. Ask for Bernhard.
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