This is not an E60 5 Series

What. The. Hell. So it’s got the rear end of an e60 BMW and the front clip from… An Audi?

It gets worse. The story behind what happened here is still a mystery, but I’m guessing the owner had a few issues with his plain-jane 1993 Subaru Impreza. I can’t really fathom why else you’d slap another model of car’s rear-end of one that is not even close. I might even understand if he pulled the front end off an E60. At least then it’d be an coherent (and blatant) rip-off from the 5 Series. Instead though, he used an Audi. An A4, no less.

Honestly though, I can’t disparage the build quality: for a mutt, it’s really well put together. No fender gaps, no disjointed body panels… The steering wheel is an abomination, but that’s the only piece of aftermarket kit on the car that you can see. It’s a frakenstein, sure, but it’s not shoddy at least. Even the running lights and fogs work.

What do you think? To me, this  car is utterly confusing. That said, there are loads of body kits that are worse than what this guy’s done. Tell your opinion in the comments.