C's Bimmer's Attempt at Smuggling Crawfish from CA to NY
05-27-2010, 08:56 PM
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Guys, you will LOVE this!!!!!!! Our beloved (or hated) C's Bimmer (Calton) is about to board a flight from San Francisco to NY with 5lbs OF COOKED CAJUN CRAWFISH IN HIS CARRY ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I kid you not. We met up for dinner at The Boiling Crab in San Jose earlier and in his intoxicated state after inhaling several bottles of Corona and probably 5+ lbs of cajun crawfish, clams and crabs, he convinced himself that he's going to smuggle 5lbs of cooked crawfish in cajun boil in his carry on and take it on his red-eye back to NY. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's currently at the gate right now and although he quadrupled bag his precious cargo, his buddy can smell the pungent fumes of the "whole shebang" cajun boil flavoring emanating from his luggage. OMFG!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
So tune in to this thread, or turn on your news channel to see if Calton will defy the odds and make it home to devour his spicy crawfish for breakfast or will Homeland Security arrest him for terrorizing a flightfull of passengers with the intoxicating fumes.
I kid you not. We met up for dinner at The Boiling Crab in San Jose earlier and in his intoxicated state after inhaling several bottles of Corona and probably 5+ lbs of cajun crawfish, clams and crabs, he convinced himself that he's going to smuggle 5lbs of cooked crawfish in cajun boil in his carry on and take it on his red-eye back to NY. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's currently at the gate right now and although he quadrupled bag his precious cargo, his buddy can smell the pungent fumes of the "whole shebang" cajun boil flavoring emanating from his luggage. OMFG!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
So tune in to this thread, or turn on your news channel to see if Calton will defy the odds and make it home to devour his spicy crawfish for breakfast or will Homeland Security arrest him for terrorizing a flightfull of passengers with the intoxicating fumes.
05-27-2010, 09:25 PM
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He just texted me. He boarded his flight and here's what he said, word for word:
Tony: Can you smell the crawfish? You gotta text me right when you land. Even if you're in handcuffs.
Calton: I will
Calton: Bag is tucked up above
Calton: I got a hottie sitting next to me too
Calton: She smells good
Calton: If bag starts leaking, she's fucked
Calton: Gonna drip right down her cleavage
Calton: On her yummy tits
Calton: I'll lick it up
Tony: I'm posting your text on that thread, word for word
Calton: Do it
Calton: Oh man
Calton: Her boyfriend just showed
Calton: Fuck
Calton: So much for throwing on the movies
Calton: So much for nestling into her tits
Calton: Sucks
Calton: I stink too
Calton: Never changed my shirt
Calton: And I gotta take a bad shit man
Calton: Meow
Tony: OMFG!! This is fucking hilarious
Calton: Serious
Calton: It's bad
Calton: Stomach is making sounds
Calton: I might open up crawdad bag and eat some for midnight snack
Jesus, this is funnier than shit!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Tony: Can you smell the crawfish? You gotta text me right when you land. Even if you're in handcuffs.
Calton: I will
Calton: Bag is tucked up above
Calton: I got a hottie sitting next to me too
Calton: She smells good
Calton: If bag starts leaking, she's fucked
Calton: Gonna drip right down her cleavage
Calton: On her yummy tits
Calton: I'll lick it up
Tony: I'm posting your text on that thread, word for word
Calton: Do it
Calton: Oh man
Calton: Her boyfriend just showed
Calton: Fuck
Calton: So much for throwing on the movies
Calton: So much for nestling into her tits
Calton: Sucks
Calton: I stink too
Calton: Never changed my shirt
Calton: And I gotta take a bad shit man
Calton: Meow
Tony: OMFG!! This is fucking hilarious
Calton: Serious
Calton: It's bad
Calton: Stomach is making sounds
Calton: I might open up crawdad bag and eat some for midnight snack
Jesus, this is funnier than shit!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
05-27-2010, 09:27 PM
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Too funny!! 
Keep us updated!! 
Keep us updated!!
05-27-2010, 09:30 PM
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Calton: Ok killer
Calton: I'm shutting down. Got my neck pillow blown up, eye patch on and noise cancelling headset on
Calton: I'm passing out on her tits
Calton: Later buddy
Calton: I'm shutting down. Got my neck pillow blown up, eye patch on and noise cancelling headset on
Calton: I'm passing out on her tits
Calton: Later buddy
