Why I love 5series.net.
04-09-2010, 07:18 PM
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My Ride: 2008 550i sport
04-09-2010, 08:14 PM
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My Ride: 2004 530i | Sapphire Black | Sport | Premium | NAV | Logic 7 | DPE R07 Variant S Gloss Black with Polished Lip 20x8.5 front 20x10 rear | Falken FK452 tires 245/30/20 front 275/30/20 rear | H&R Coilovers | Smoked Tail Lights | M5 trunk spoiler | AC Schnitzer style roof spoiler | HID 8000K headlights & foglights | 35% tint all around | Sprint Booster | Speed Innovation ECU tuning | M5 trunk finisher | M-Tech body kit | Remus Quad Exhaust | AC Schnitzer style pedals | Euro Stickers | RPi Ram Air Induction | Smoked LED Side Lenses | AC Schnitzer style e-brake handle | AC Schnitzer style shifter | AC Schnitzer style iDrive knob | AC Schnitzer style carbon fiber diffuser | carbon fiber hood/trunk/steering emblems | carbon fiber grilles | carbon fiber door pillars | MTEC v2 Angel Eyes | Hamann style carbon fiber splitter
04-11-2010, 03:52 AM
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"Hi, My name is Bob... I just bought an platinum plated M5, it is outfitted with a twin-jet spool which gives it a bazillion horsepower. I purchased it to tow around my 125 foot yacht. I race people for their souls, I always win. My favorite foods consist of Bald Eagle and Panda bear. Oh yeah, I almost forgot- I am a CIA assassin and have a 14 inch penis."
And all of you then say things like:
"Welcome aboard!" and insert little smileys and tell say how great the forum is and "enjoy your stay"
Then Scott will come along, with an ounce of reason, with his bullshit detector BLARING. He will say something like "maybe we should see some pictures" or "I dont know about this guy".
Then a MOD will come along and say that it "isn't our place to question this guys validity"
Then we all apologize and re-welcome him.
And that is the story of how the bullshit detector at 5seriesforums.net broke, and never got fixed.
...because questioning a complete stranger ON THE INTERNET at some point became innappropriate.
04-11-2010, 04:16 AM
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Maybe we are just easier to fool around here. someone could come in and post:
"Hi, My name is Bob... I just bought an platinum plated M5, it is outfitted with a twin-jet spool which gives it a bazillion horsepower. I purchased it to tow around my 125 foot yacht. I race people for their souls, I always win. My favorite foods consist of Bald Eagle and Panda bear. Oh yeah, I almost forgot- I am a CIA assassin and have a 14 inch penis."
And all of you then say things like:
"Welcome aboard!" and insert little smileys and tell say how great the forum is and "enjoy your stay"
Then Scott will come along, with an ounce of reason, with his bullshit detector BLARING. He will say something like "maybe we should see some pictures" or "I dont know about this guy".
Then a MOD will come along and say that it "isn't our place to question this guys validity"
Then we all apologize and re-welcome him.
And that is the story of how the bullshit detector at 5seriesforums.net broke, and never got fixed.
...because questioning a complete stranger ON THE INTERNET at some point became innappropriate.
"Hi, My name is Bob... I just bought an platinum plated M5, it is outfitted with a twin-jet spool which gives it a bazillion horsepower. I purchased it to tow around my 125 foot yacht. I race people for their souls, I always win. My favorite foods consist of Bald Eagle and Panda bear. Oh yeah, I almost forgot- I am a CIA assassin and have a 14 inch penis."
And all of you then say things like:
"Welcome aboard!" and insert little smileys and tell say how great the forum is and "enjoy your stay"
Then Scott will come along, with an ounce of reason, with his bullshit detector BLARING. He will say something like "maybe we should see some pictures" or "I dont know about this guy".
Then a MOD will come along and say that it "isn't our place to question this guys validity"
Then we all apologize and re-welcome him.
And that is the story of how the bullshit detector at 5seriesforums.net broke, and never got fixed.
...because questioning a complete stranger ON THE INTERNET at some point became innappropriate.
04-11-2010, 10:06 AM
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*fixed
anyone w 14" btw would never ever ever ever refer to it as a penis a penis is 3-6" a dick is 6-8" cock is 8-10" and pipe it 10"+
now u know u dick facts, where do u fit in?
"Hi, My name is Skele... I just bought an platinum plated M5, it is outfitted with a twin-jet spool which gives it a bazillion horsepower. I purchased it to tow around my 125 foot yacht. I race people for their souls, I always win. My favorite foods consist of Bald Eagle and Panda bear. Oh yeah, I almost forgot- I am a CIA assassin and have a 14 inch pipe."
now u know u dick facts, where do u fit in?
04-11-2010, 10:26 AM
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is this appropriate for this conversation?:
04-11-2010, 10:45 AM
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04-11-2010, 11:13 AM
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