P.J. O'Rourke
03-11-2008, 08:48 PM
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P.J. in the new issue of Winding Road.
Call For A New National Park
What I propose is a linear national park. We need a road, or network of roads, where we can drive the way we'll be allowed to drive in heaven after we succumb to the heart attack caused by being stuck for six hours on I-95 when a Prius full of vegans swerves in front of a livestock truck and an oil tanker.
The government should set aside and preserve a number of our nation's "blue highways." We'd be late-apexing, heel-toeing, and power-sliding at the right hand of God. (Actually, at His left hand, unless we're driving a Brit classic). How heavenly to drive like hell.
Freakin' brilliant. Read the whole thing.
Call For A New National Park
What I propose is a linear national park. We need a road, or network of roads, where we can drive the way we'll be allowed to drive in heaven after we succumb to the heart attack caused by being stuck for six hours on I-95 when a Prius full of vegans swerves in front of a livestock truck and an oil tanker.
The government should set aside and preserve a number of our nation's "blue highways." We'd be late-apexing, heel-toeing, and power-sliding at the right hand of God. (Actually, at His left hand, unless we're driving a Brit classic). How heavenly to drive like hell.
Freakin' brilliant. Read the whole thing.
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