Is she on this forum, if not she should be.
03-26-2009, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='827289' date='Mar 26 2009, 11:51 AM
That reminds me of the old joke....."Why are a woman's feet smaller than a man's feet???"
So she can stand closer to the kitchen sink while she washes dishes!!
So she can stand closer to the kitchen sink while she washes dishes!!
03-26-2009, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='827294' date='Mar 26 2009, 09:55 AM
WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS JOKE AT HOME
TRUE!!
03-26-2009, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by tblck543' post='827357' date='Mar 26 2009, 12:53 PM
This chick is bangin hot!!! wow, I need to get her number immediately
03-26-2009, 12:07 PM
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My Ride: My 5 and I met on Father's Day 2008 and have been together ever since. 20" Wheels (Make TBD), premium package, sport package, AiB V3 upgrade and a Passport Escort 8500 Radar Detector.
Originally Posted by CWS530' post='827437' date='Mar 26 2009, 12:10 PM
Then you'd be up to 544, right Tyrone?
03-26-2009, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='827289' date='Mar 26 2009, 12:51 PM
That reminds me of the old joke....."Why are a woman's feet smaller than a man's feet???"
So she can stand closer to the kitchen sink while she washes dishes!!
So she can stand closer to the kitchen sink while she washes dishes!!
Joke time?
I got tons !!!
(I told most of these jokes to a 45 year old guy friend
who is thrice divorced. I have never seen a grown man
laugh so hard, or get near tears as he did.) It was somewhat
scary how hard he laughed.....lol
Ok, let me start off my stand up routine with an oldie but a goodie:
Q: Want to hear a joke?
A: Women's rights !
Q: Why are there so many battered woman's shelters?
A: Because women just don't fucking listen....
Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: Because that's the color of most kitchen appliances.
Q: Your wife comes out of the kitchen, SCREAMING and yelling at you. What did you do wrong?
A: Made her leash 4' too long
Q: How do you give a female an orgasm?
A: Who cares ?? !!
Q: Why shouldn't you buy your wife a watch?
A: Because there is a perfectly good one on the stove.
Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told her twice.
Q: Why don't women have a penis?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink
Q: A man runs over his wife. Who is at fault?
A: The man. He should not be driving in the kitchen.
Q: How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
A: None, it should be already open when she brings it to you.
Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant !
But seriously all this talk about "battered" women is just plain wrong and sexist.
Besides, I prefer mine deep fried with a nice glass of Chianti !!
Thank you, thank you !!
You can catch my second act at 9pm tonight !
03-26-2009, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by DKNewYork' post='826908' date='Mar 25 2009, 10:25 PM
Don't think she is in the forum.
Is the girl pictured in the background the owner?
Oh yea, nice car BTW.
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3305759
Here is the picture in the background in cardomain.com Would love to be the quarterback behind her.
Is the girl pictured in the background the owner?
Oh yea, nice car BTW.http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3305759
Here is the picture in the background in cardomain.com Would love to be the quarterback behind her.
03-26-2009, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='827437' date='Mar 26 2009, 03:10 PM
Then you'd be up to 544, right Tyrone?
03-26-2009, 12:54 PM
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My Ride: My 5 and I met on Father's Day 2008 and have been together ever since. 20" Wheels (Make TBD), premium package, sport package, AiB V3 upgrade and a Passport Escort 8500 Radar Detector.
568...? Must be the M Tech. 