you park like an asshole website
10-05-2009, 08:42 PM
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I found this hilarious / useful website to print notices for assholes:
"Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car's windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It's time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it."
I think that is good and everyday I see assholes parking like that.
haha..
"Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car's windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It's time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it."
I think that is good and everyday I see assholes parking like that.
haha..
10-05-2009, 08:52 PM
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That is funny as hell!!! Thanks for sharing, I printed 10 already (my neighbor likes to park too close - no Calvin not the guy with the old jeep)
10-06-2009, 11:49 AM
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I saw one at the parking garage this morning, actually it's there almost every day, same spot,
same parking angle.
I meant to take a picture of it earlier today, but
decided against it. Going to check this afternoon
or later this week
10-06-2009, 12:20 PM
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http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/galler...hp?g2_itemId=44 (Now a last gen 3 series 
)
LOL.
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/galler...p?g2_itemId=292
(E39 
)
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/galler...?g2_itemId=8696 (A 335i deserves to be parked like that 
)
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/galler...g2_itemId=16624 (Nasty E60)
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/galler...g2_itemId=16621
Ok who is this? WTF is up with that exhaust. :thumbsdown:
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/galler...g2_itemId=18061 (Nasty :thumbsdown
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/galler...g2_itemId=24377 (Nice 740i)
)LOL.
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/galler...p?g2_itemId=292
(E39 ) http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/galler...?g2_itemId=8696 (A 335i deserves to be parked like that )http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/galler...g2_itemId=16624 (Nasty E60)
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/galler...g2_itemId=16621
Ok who is this? WTF is up with that exhaust. :thumbsdown:
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/galler...g2_itemId=18061 (Nasty :thumbsdown
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/galler...g2_itemId=24377 (Nice 740i)
10-06-2009, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by pjinca' post='1025559' date='Oct 5 2009, 11:52 PM
That is funny as hell!!! Thanks for sharing, I printed 10 already (my neighbor likes to park too close - no Calvin not the guy with the old jeep)
10-06-2009, 02:27 PM
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im waiting for my picture to show up on here, and if you know how people in Kentucky "care" for their own vehicles, you would understand why you will find my e60 in the back of the parking lot.....(taking up two spots)
10-06-2009, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by BluedMan' post='1026209' date='Oct 6 2009, 03:07 PM
Hahaha so good. I love the hate mail section.
So do I, the guy (or girl) claiming they parked badly because they were performing a "community service judging a Science Fair" - THAT is your idea of Community Service?!?!?!
The lame excuses were hysterical, and so were the outright threats
