You Must be a Dentist...
03-31-2005, 12:04 PM
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar ... they get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place ...
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.
The girl watches him and says "You must be a dentist"
The guy, surprised, says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?"
The girl says "Easy ... you keep washing your hands"
One thing led to another and they make love.
After they were done, the girl says "You must be a great dentist"
The guy, now with a boosted ego says "Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out ?"
The girl says "Easy ... I didn't feel a thing".
:'(
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.
The girl watches him and says "You must be a dentist"
The guy, surprised, says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?"
The girl says "Easy ... you keep washing your hands"
One thing led to another and they make love.
After they were done, the girl says "You must be a great dentist"
The guy, now with a boosted ego says "Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out ?"
The girl says "Easy ... I didn't feel a thing".
:'(
04-01-2005, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Apr 1 2005, 09:54 AM
My wife's a dentist...
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04-01-2005, 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Apr 1 2005, 12:18 PM
[quote name='garehaan' date='Apr 1 2005, 09:54 AM']My wife's a dentist...
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[/quote]I did feed you enough to expect such a comment.
However, aint gonna tell you wat you want to hear, no way.
I can whisper though that she can work on my nerves professionally.
04-01-2005, 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Apr 1 2005, 01:36 PM
I did feed you enough to expect such a comment.
However, aint gonna tell you wat you want to hear, no way.
I can whisper though that she can work on my nerves professionally.?
However, aint gonna tell you wat you want to hear, no way.
I can whisper though that she can work on my nerves professionally.?
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04-01-2005, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Apr 1 2005, 05:18 AM
[quote name='garehaan' date='Apr 1 2005, 09:54 AM']My wife's a dentist...
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[/quote]Or maybe the question should be: Do you feel anything?
04-01-2005, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Rudy' date='Apr 1 2005, 05:58 PM
[quote name='IrishEyes' date='Apr 1 2005, 05:18 AM'][quote name='garehaan' date='Apr 1 2005, 09:54 AM']My wife's a dentist...
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[/quote]Or maybe the question should be: Do you feel anything?
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[/quote]Like I said, when doing a root canal treatment, she's definately working on my nerves. And I can assure you from my own experience that this "treatment" is at least noticeable
When it goes like "we have to pull that one" I can either run or....
Did I mention that she uses rubber gloves?
