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> A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper
> was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and
> said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your
> garage door?"
>
> This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his
> Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper
> work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He
zipped
> up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally
understood.
> He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his
> secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the
garage
> door open did you see my "flaming" Ferrari parked in there?"
>
> The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I
> saw was a Mini with 2 flat tyres.
> was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and
> said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your
> garage door?"
>
> This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his
> Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper
> work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He
zipped
> up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally
understood.
> He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his
> secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the
garage
> door open did you see my "flaming" Ferrari parked in there?"
>
> The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I
> saw was a Mini with 2 flat tyres.
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My Ride: (USA) 645Ci, Silver Gray, Chateau, Cold Weather PKG, Premium Sound PKG, Sport PKG, Step, NAV [Std Equip in 645], HUD, Satellite (SIRIUS) Radio, Aux Input, Bluetooth enabled using iPhone 3GS w/ adapter cradle - Build date - 01/05, Baby delivered 2/24/05
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My Ride: 2007 E63 AMG | Obsidian Black | Schwarzes Nappa | Black BirdEye Maple | Premium II Package | Electronic Trunk Closer | Parktronic
Engine: RPi/Powerchips custom ECU tune, RPi Ram Air Kit (BMC filter, scoops), RennTech Sport exhaust, secondary cats, charcoal and resonator delete, custom AAA x-pipe
Exterior: 50% side windows / 35% rear window Formula One Pinnacle Series | Flat AMG hood emblem
Suspension: Renntech Lowering Module
Wheels/Tires: Radenergie R10, Falken FK452 245/30/20, Yokohama ADVAN Sport 285/25/20
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2005 545i Sport SMG | Ti Grau | Schwarzes Dakota | Anthracite Maple | Logic 7 | Nav
Engine: Custom AFE CAI, Superchips ECU remap, Sprint Booster, RDSport Dual Exhaust Conversion with Quad Pipes and X-pipe, 3 resonators deleted, 90mm tips!
Exterior: M-Tech Aero kit | M5 Mirrors | M5 Rear Bumper | Trunk Lid Finisher | Vorsteiner decklid spoiler | 50% Formula One Pinnacle Tint
Suspension and Brakes: Bilstein PSS9 coilovers, JBT BBK: 16" cross-drilled rotors, 8 piston and 15" cross-drilled rotors, 4 piston
Wheels: VIP Modular VR 02 20x9F, 20x10R | Toyo T1R 245/30/20F, 285/25/20R
Lights: PIAA 4150K Xtreme White Plus fog lights, AIB v3
MOST IMPORTANT: Hardwired V1; =)
ED Date: 4/7/05, Re-delivery date: 5/21/05
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