The Winalot diet
05-16-2007, 12:08 PM
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I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco recently .
As I was standing in the queue at the till a woman behind me asked if I
had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, the reason i was buying the food was to
start The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time.
However, not before I'd lost 50 pounds and then awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet, and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been
sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
As I was standing in the queue at the till a woman behind me asked if I
had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, the reason i was buying the food was to
start The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time.
However, not before I'd lost 50 pounds and then awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet, and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been
sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
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