Wifes nite out!!!!
08-26-2008, 11:19 AM
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Your wife decides to go out
with her friends drinking and dancing . . .
You're okay with it,
because you get to watch sports
and play on the Internet all night . . .
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 am and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover . . .
You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night . . .
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece . .
You circle the car looking for dents and find none . . .
But . . .Wait a minute . . .
with her friends drinking and dancing . . .
You're okay with it,
because you get to watch sports
and play on the Internet all night . . .
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 am and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover . . .
You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night . . .
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece . .
You circle the car looking for dents and find none . . .
But . . .Wait a minute . . .
08-26-2008, 11:23 AM
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Is that what your mom's truck looked like after you found another park to "talk to your lady friend" southgate? 
PS: This looks pretty authentic as that's about how clean most women I know keep their cars!
PS: This looks pretty authentic as that's about how clean most women I know keep their cars!
08-26-2008, 11:33 AM
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I guess it would be pretty easy to tell if that was indeed his wife that left the print on the hood since she seems to have 7 fingers on her left hand!
08-26-2008, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by DRANGED' post='654809' date='Aug 26 2008, 02:33 PM
I guess it would be pretty easy to tell if that was indeed his wife that left the print on the hood since she seems to have 7 fingers on her left hand!
08-26-2008, 12:02 PM
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08-26-2008, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='654800' date='Aug 26 2008, 12:23 PM
Is that what your mom's truck looked like after you found another park to "talk to your lady friend" southgate?
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Shit I wonder happens when my girl goes out with her friends. Probably youll see 3 body prints on the hood, a face on the window, strap on dildo in the grille, shit who knows