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Old 03-14-2006, 11:41 AM
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='254842' date='Mar 15 2006, 12:41 AM
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.
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baboom .. tishhhh

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Ouch
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BAMMMMM
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I hope this is a joke!! lol and not your life
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LOL! That is tooo funny!

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I don't think beer is strong enough
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Originally Posted by AC_S5' post='255027' date='Mar 14 2006, 08:03 PM
I don't think beer is strong enough
agree !


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