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Old 09-10-2009, 11:20 AM
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thats funny as hell hahah
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='1004078' date='Sep 10 2009, 07:29 PM
OK OK you got me, but I did search (obviously not too well )
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Bwhahahahahahahahah! I think I just peed myself a little.
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funny

...but...i thought you were going to end by saying.....the sec.. had a "magic pole" ..make your own conclusion..will you?
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Not only is this joke offensive to all the secretaries, but it also has nudity!!! I'm reporting you all!!!



That's it, I won't be back!

PS and my wife saw me reading it and divorced me, so I want the OP banned from this forum now wahahahahaaa
yeah... I crack myself up
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Originally Posted by v_therussian' post='1004667' date='Sep 11 2009, 08:39 AM
Not only is this joke offensive to all the secretaries, but it also has nudity!!! I'm reporting you all!!!



That's it, I won't be back!

PS and my wife saw me reading it and divorced me, so I want the OP banned from this forum now wahahahahaaa
yeah... I crack myself up
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...



You don't seem relaxed as I suggested!


Go back to your corner and take a deep breath!
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ive read that before on email. but its hilarious!
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Originally Posted by v_therussian' post='1004667' date='Sep 11 2009, 07:39 AM
Not only is this joke offensive to all the secretaries, but it also has nudity!!! I'm reporting you all!!!



That's it, I won't be back!

PS and my wife saw me reading it and divorced me, so I want the OP banned from this forum now wahahahahaaa
yeah... I crack myself up
Great, I just started posting again and i'm Being banned

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LMAOOO hilarious!
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