Why I fired my secretary
11-04-2005, 10:08 AM
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A man woke up on his birth date and expected a happy birthday greeting from his wife and children, a cake, surprise and the whole nine yard. Well, he proceded down the stairs, saw his wife, but she didn't say anything. It was like every other morning. So he thought, "She must have forgotten today is my birthday."
Anyways, he walked around and saw his kids getting ready for school, and thought that they would wish him a happy birthday. Nope, nothing from the kids either. So he thought, They too must have forgotten about my birthday."
The man proceded to go to work, and as he entered the door at work, his young beautiful secretary said, "Happy birthday boss." The man was delighted because someone remembered his birthday. The secretary said, "Since it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch." So the man said, "OK."
After a nice lunch, the secretary said, "It's such a beautiful day. Let's not go back to work, but let's go to my apartment." The man thought, "Well, it's my birthday and it is beautiful outside," so let go. The pair headed to the secretary's appartment. When inside, the secretary said, "Wait here, I'm going to slip into something more comfortable." The man got EXCITED and said, "OK."
About 5 minutes later, the man's wife and children popped out of the secretary's bedroom and surprised the man with, "Happy birthday." only to see him NAKED on the couch.
Anyways, he walked around and saw his kids getting ready for school, and thought that they would wish him a happy birthday. Nope, nothing from the kids either. So he thought, They too must have forgotten about my birthday."
The man proceded to go to work, and as he entered the door at work, his young beautiful secretary said, "Happy birthday boss." The man was delighted because someone remembered his birthday. The secretary said, "Since it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch." So the man said, "OK."
After a nice lunch, the secretary said, "It's such a beautiful day. Let's not go back to work, but let's go to my apartment." The man thought, "Well, it's my birthday and it is beautiful outside," so let go. The pair headed to the secretary's appartment. When inside, the secretary said, "Wait here, I'm going to slip into something more comfortable." The man got EXCITED and said, "OK."
About 5 minutes later, the man's wife and children popped out of the secretary's bedroom and surprised the man with, "Happy birthday." only to see him NAKED on the couch.
11-04-2005, 12:13 PM
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Sounds like something a wife would tell you!! 
11-04-2005, 01:52 PM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
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523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds.
Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km
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2001 Nissan Xterra SE
1999 E39 523i
1999 E46 323i
1996 Acura Integra LS
Originally Posted by dgjk' post='194246' date='Nov 7 2005, 01:10 AM
Was that a joke your wife told you or a warning?
Yup she's onto you.
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