Why do men die first ??
01-15-2007, 04:15 AM
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“Shy boys get nothing”
“You are confusing me with someone who gives a damn”
“If you want a friend buy a dog”
Why Do Men Die First?
- If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist.
- If you stay home and do the housework... you're a poofter.
- If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
- If you don't work enough... you're lazy and good-for-nothing
- If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.
- If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.
- If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favouritism.
- If she gets a job ahead of you... its equal opportunity.
- If you mention how nice she looks.... its sexual harassment.
- If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
- If you cry... you're a wimp.
- If you don't... you're an insensitive bastard.
- If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist.
- If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a liberated woman.
- If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.
- If SHE asks you... it's a favor.
- If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert.
- If you don't... you're gay.
- If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're sexist.
- If you don't... you're unromantic.
- If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
- If you don't... you're a slob.
- If you buy her flowers... you're after something.
- If you don't... you're not thoughtful.
- If she has a headache... she's tired.
- If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
- If you want it too often... you're oversexed.
- If you don't... there must be someone else.
01-15-2007, 05:36 AM
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Why do husbands die first...
Because they want to.
01-17-2007, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BetterMakeWay' post='378496' date='Jan 16 2007, 12:02 AM
Hey some of those are really true 
01-18-2007, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by AC_S5' post='379943' date='Jan 18 2007, 11:03 AM
Everything is true on that list my friend
01-19-2007, 11:50 PM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
My Ride:
523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds.
Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km
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2001 Nissan Xterra SE
1999 E39 523i
1999 E46 323i
1996 Acura Integra LS
Originally Posted by BetterMakeWay' post='379989' date='Jan 18 2007, 05:36 PM
Maybe...from my experience i can confirm only some of them. If you say all of them are true than i presume you felt all of them. It must drive u crazy heh?!
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Men die first b/c they take their significant others shopping until they (men) drop dead, like yours truely right now. At Apple store in Mall. 