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Old 04-17-2006, 07:44 AM
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A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in the bed. The man says, "Darling, this is the pig that I sleep with everytime you complain to me about a headache." His wife replies, "You idiot. I think you'll find that's not a pig under your arm... it's a sheep!". The husband replies, "You idiot. I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
Old 04-17-2006, 08:20 AM
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Uuhhh...that's just baaaddd
Old 04-17-2006, 12:45 PM
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Hey, that's an Ascension SAO joke. Stay away from my sheep you
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Oh man! ..funny as it can get.
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