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Old 03-29-2009, 06:40 PM
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arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken... I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America."

The person says, "I am not American, I am Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from the Middle East . I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
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F**k'd up racial joke bro, funny tho lol
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Originally Posted by mikeg3tsguap' post='830164' date='Mar 29 2009, 10:50 PM
F**k'd up racial joke bro, funny tho lol
Not racial at all Illegal immigrants that steal our tax dollars come from EVERYWHERE! Might of been a little drawn out to include all of them in the joke.
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Originally Posted by rogerj' post='830173' date='Mar 29 2009, 08:01 PM
Not racial at all Illegal immigrants that steal our tax dollars come from EVERYWHERE! Might of been a little drawn out to include all of them in the joke.
you and ynottony need to get a room....
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I think roger is an illegal immigrant and is trying to cover his trail.
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and you don't think there are any "americans" that are sucking the system dry?
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Originally Posted by rogerj' post='830173' date='Mar 29 2009, 11:01 PM
Not racial at all Illegal immigrants that steal our tax dollars come from EVERYWHERE! Might of been a little drawn out to include all of them in the joke.
Dumb f$%ck. It is a racial joke.
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Originally Posted by nick1970' post='830218' date='Mar 29 2009, 08:34 PM
Dumb f$%ck. It is a racial joke.
Sad, to roger, it's not

but look at the guys sig...nuff said
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Originally Posted by SoCalBimmer' post='830216' date='Mar 29 2009, 10:33 PM
and you don't think there are any "charmenians" that are sucking the system dry?
AMEN!!


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