What you shouldn't say to a traffic cop
03-01-2005, 08:47 AM
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office ! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office ! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
03-01-2005, 10:33 AM
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A friend of mine in high school got pulled over by a cop.
The cop says "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Being the wise a** she was, she responds "To ask me to the policeman's ball?"
The cop responds "Policeman don't have balls."
The cop says "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Being the wise a** she was, she responds "To ask me to the policeman's ball?"
The cop responds "Policeman don't have balls."
03-01-2005, 12:57 PM
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My cousin was asked by a traffic cop who pulled him over, "You were going the wrong way down a one-way street. Didn't you see all of the arrows?" To which my cousin replied, "Arrows? I didn't even see the Indians!"
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