What is the best comment you got from a police officer after being
08-23-2008, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by tex_phil' post='652876' date='Aug 24 2008, 03:56 AM
Are you serious? Lmfao!
I don't think it's a 'best comment' that I got but probably one of the stupidest I've heard.... LOL
08-25-2008, 05:19 AM
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I got pulled over in college while on my way to my summer job. I had an 86 Camaro and the guy that pulled me over had a Camaro cop car that looked just like it. He came up to my window and said "nice car... want to see what mine looks like?" he then had me come back and sit in the front seat of his car with him while he wrote me a ticket. He showed me all the different stuff they put on his cop version of my car. Nice guy, but I still got a ticket... (70/55)
the worst part was on my way home from work that day, I took a different way home since I figured that the cops were watching the first area. I got pulled over again however, on the same day, on the way home from work (60 in a 50). That's right, I got two tickets in one day, one going to work and one coming home from work.
I ended up going to court and arguing my speedometer was busted, and the judge dropped the second ticket but kept the first one. At least it saved me from mandatory driving school for having 2 tix in one day.
the worst part was on my way home from work that day, I took a different way home since I figured that the cops were watching the first area. I got pulled over again however, on the same day, on the way home from work (60 in a 50). That's right, I got two tickets in one day, one going to work and one coming home from work.
I ended up going to court and arguing my speedometer was busted, and the judge dropped the second ticket but kept the first one. At least it saved me from mandatory driving school for having 2 tix in one day.
08-25-2008, 07:08 AM
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Not great, but made me laugh at the time
One of my college roomates took this girl out on a date in his old 528e ('84) and was going a bit too fast around a few corners....trying to look cool, and impress her of course. He got pulled over for sliding a bit around a corner near campus. A cop pulled him over in a hurry and came quickly up to his window.......The cop was really pissed off and as soon as he rolled his window down he said "Son, I better hear a loud popping noise.....and it better be your head coming out of ass". He of course got a nice fat ticket.
One of my college roomates took this girl out on a date in his old 528e ('84) and was going a bit too fast around a few corners....trying to look cool, and impress her of course. He got pulled over for sliding a bit around a corner near campus. A cop pulled him over in a hurry and came quickly up to his window.......The cop was really pissed off and as soon as he rolled his window down he said "Son, I better hear a loud popping noise.....and it better be your head coming out of ass". He of course got a nice fat ticket.
08-25-2008, 09:20 AM
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When I was in high school, my buddy's parents had this huge houseboat at a lake about 45 minutes away. So, we'd take every opportunity to grab some beverages and girls and go down there to party since his parents were always off on some vacation in Europe or somewhere. It was a fairly narrow two lane blacktop road that got you there with a speed limit of 55 or 60 mph. However, there was one brief stretch (like probably 1/2 a mile) with a city limit sign posted and a 30 mph limit. One summer night we came blasting through about 1 AM going like 70 or so and totally forgot to slow down. I mean, there wasn't anything other than this small sign to alert you--the road looked the same. All the sudden, here come the lights.
My friend was driving, pulls over, rolls down the window. Of course, we're all underage and hiding beer cans under the seats, scared $hitless. The cop walks up with this look of absolute astonishment on his face, like he had just seen a UFO or something. I'll never forget the words he used. "Jiminey God son, this is town! We've got kids and schools and old ladies and churches and such! What are you doing!?!" He just kept shaking his head and took my friend's license back to his car. We all figured we're screwed big time at this point. But the guy just walks back a few minutes later with that same look of utter disbelief on his face, handed my friend his license, and said, "Please don't ever do that again. I just don't know what I'll do." Then walked back to his car shaking his head. We drove off in dead silence.
For years, any time any of us were riding around together and the guy starting speeding too much, we'd yell, "Jiminey God son, this is town!" That's been years ago and I'll guarantee you everyone in that car still remembers how funny it was.
My friend was driving, pulls over, rolls down the window. Of course, we're all underage and hiding beer cans under the seats, scared $hitless. The cop walks up with this look of absolute astonishment on his face, like he had just seen a UFO or something. I'll never forget the words he used. "Jiminey God son, this is town! We've got kids and schools and old ladies and churches and such! What are you doing!?!" He just kept shaking his head and took my friend's license back to his car. We all figured we're screwed big time at this point. But the guy just walks back a few minutes later with that same look of utter disbelief on his face, handed my friend his license, and said, "Please don't ever do that again. I just don't know what I'll do." Then walked back to his car shaking his head. We drove off in dead silence.
For years, any time any of us were riding around together and the guy starting speeding too much, we'd yell, "Jiminey God son, this is town!" That's been years ago and I'll guarantee you everyone in that car still remembers how funny it was.
08-26-2008, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by southgate' post='652270' date='Aug 22 2008, 12:48 PM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ahh man thats a good one!!
I have one i didnt really get pulled over but i was at the park after like at 1030 PM with a lady friend just talking, all of a sudden ther is this big ass light flashing from behind us. so the cop comes up tells me to get out the car. he tells me what am i doin blah blah blah!! he asks me for my id (i didnt have i lost it the week before). so he runs my SS and im cool but this guy searches me didnt find anything on me. he asks me 2-3 more times do you have anything i should know about. "didnt you just searched me??" (WTF right) so he searches me AGAIN, and he asks the same question i tell him " no i dont have anything at all i didnt realize the park was close n stuff" so this MOFO has the nerve to search me one more time,looking down my pant!!! front and back( i felt violated lol) by this point i was very annoyed and i had it with this cop already!!!. im like DUDE i told u i dont have nothing either check the truck or let me go. ( i was trying not to cuss since i didnt have my id). so i told him i been very coaperative u ran my stuff and it all checked out.
he did eventually but in the meanwhile his partner was checking the other cars and one of the guys had his pants down n he pulled him off the car like that i was like haha got caught!!
i thought he was either gay or thought i was pushing weight cuz he searchecd me 3x and the truck(Mom's navigator) he didnt even touch!! very ODD experience for me
I have one i didnt really get pulled over but i was at the park after like at 1030 PM with a lady friend just talking, all of a sudden ther is this big ass light flashing from behind us. so the cop comes up tells me to get out the car. he tells me what am i doin blah blah blah!! he asks me for my id (i didnt have i lost it the week before). so he runs my SS and im cool but this guy searches me didnt find anything on me. he asks me 2-3 more times do you have anything i should know about. "didnt you just searched me??" (WTF right) so he searches me AGAIN, and he asks the same question i tell him " no i dont have anything at all i didnt realize the park was close n stuff" so this MOFO has the nerve to search me one more time,looking down my pant!!! front and back( i felt violated lol) by this point i was very annoyed and i had it with this cop already!!!. im like DUDE i told u i dont have nothing either check the truck or let me go. ( i was trying not to cuss since i didnt have my id). so i told him i been very coaperative u ran my stuff and it all checked out.
he did eventually but in the meanwhile his partner was checking the other cars and one of the guys had his pants down n he pulled him off the car like that i was like haha got caught!!
i thought he was either gay or thought i was pushing weight cuz he searchecd me 3x and the truck(Mom's navigator) he didnt even touch!! very ODD experience for me
"...with a lady friend just talking...." At 10:30 PM in a closed park? Give me a break. Just talking my @$$!
08-26-2008, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='654721' date='Aug 26 2008, 10:51 AM
"...with a lady friend just talking...." At 10:30 PM in a closed park? Give me a break. Just talking my @$$!
well.....we were just talking at that time that thye came, good thing i didnt go FTW lol, so i was on the look for another park
08-26-2008, 10:34 AM
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About a year ago I was driving my Boxster and took it to the local spray and wash to just dust it off. I was on a road that is straight as an arrow and flat as a pancake in a semi industrial area on a Sunday morning.
After cleaning my car I had the habit of pulling out lining her up on the road and letting her loose. I looked around for any traffic or cops. None to be seen and let her go. The speed limit is 45 on this road. As I was busy spending the next few seconds looking at the tach and seeing how high I could take her. It was not long until off in the distance I saw some glowing gumballs in my rear view mirror.
I knew I was cooked. The officer calmly walks up to the car and say's, "I was doing 100 when you decided to slow down!"
He was kind enough to write the ticket for 54 in a 45. He said bring it to court and we could get possibly thrown out as it was a first offense.
PS
I took it to court. The town prosecutor was a friend of mine. We 'pled' it down to a $25 fine so my buddy could get his conviction count and bought me a few drinks later that night.
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After cleaning my car I had the habit of pulling out lining her up on the road and letting her loose. I looked around for any traffic or cops. None to be seen and let her go. The speed limit is 45 on this road. As I was busy spending the next few seconds looking at the tach and seeing how high I could take her. It was not long until off in the distance I saw some glowing gumballs in my rear view mirror.
I knew I was cooked. The officer calmly walks up to the car and say's, "I was doing 100 when you decided to slow down!"
He was kind enough to write the ticket for 54 in a 45. He said bring it to court and we could get possibly thrown out as it was a first offense.
PS
I took it to court. The town prosecutor was a friend of mine. We 'pled' it down to a $25 fine so my buddy could get his conviction count and bought me a few drinks later that night.
;-)
08-26-2008, 11:14 AM
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I?ve gotten so many comments from cops, most were not good and have been stopped so many times for stupid reasons. some of the better comments were; nice car, how is the gas mileage, what does your plate say and I?m not going to even get into the bad ones.
08-26-2008, 10:13 PM
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not what the cop said, but i got pulled over for blowing a stop sign,
*rolls window down*
Me: whats seems to be the officer problem?
and he just laughs and tells me to go home
*rolls window down*
Me: whats seems to be the officer problem?
and he just laughs and tells me to go home
08-26-2008, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by i<3e60' post='655241' date='Aug 27 2008, 02:13 AM
not what the cop said, but i got pulled over for blowing a stop sign,
*rolls window down*
Me: whats seems to be the officer problem?
*rolls window down*
Me: whats seems to be the officer problem?
