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Not really comment, but i found it funny ..
So i get pulled over...
Officer: How you doing there?
Me: Good, what did i do wrong?
Officer: License, and Reg... goes to his car, comes back...
Officer: Well for starters roll your window up
Me: Fuck lol
Officer: Do you know its illegal to have front windows tinted? Also you must have a front liscense plate on at all times.
Me: Im sorry sir, I didnt know...
Officer: Well, consider this your first and last warning, get it fixed asap!
Me: Thank you, i will asap.
Officer: So what do you do for a living? With the biggest smirk on his face ...
Me: I sell real estate and do land devolpment
Officer: Oh, ic bla bla...
Officer: Btw, your car does look a lot better without the front liscene plate tho eh...
Me: Ha ha ya i guess so, so can i leave it like this?
Officer: Smirk, laughs, ok now have a good one... leaves
Haha good guy, was being super nice about everything. Got away with no belt on, speeding as well...
So i get pulled over...
Officer: How you doing there?
Me: Good, what did i do wrong?
Officer: License, and Reg... goes to his car, comes back...
Officer: Well for starters roll your window up
Me: Fuck lol
Officer: Do you know its illegal to have front windows tinted? Also you must have a front liscense plate on at all times.
Me: Im sorry sir, I didnt know...
Officer: Well, consider this your first and last warning, get it fixed asap!
Me: Thank you, i will asap.
Officer: So what do you do for a living? With the biggest smirk on his face ...
Me: I sell real estate and do land devolpment
Officer: Oh, ic bla bla...
Officer: Btw, your car does look a lot better without the front liscene plate tho eh...
Me: Ha ha ya i guess so, so can i leave it like this?
Officer: Smirk, laughs, ok now have a good one... leaves
Haha good guy, was being super nice about everything. Got away with no belt on, speeding as well...
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Originally Posted by davepham671' post='652596' date='Aug 22 2008, 10:16 PM
No comments yet, just questions. (This both happened in Torrance)
1) Is this your car sir?
Yes officer, it is.
2) Are you on parole?
Haha!
1) Is this your car sir?
Yes officer, it is.
2) Are you on parole?
Haha!
Aren't you on parole by default as a Raiders Fan?
Sorry couldn't resist since im a Charger Fan!
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='652112' date='Aug 22 2008, 08:37 AM
the ULTIMATE compliment i might say...
i have no stories.. there all buttheads.. but they all let me go and say to me "how is the chief? and say hi to your dad for me"
i have no stories.. there all buttheads.. but they all let me go and say to me "how is the chief? and say hi to your dad for me"
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A few nights ago, I dropped off a friend at a corner near his house and noticed a cop car in the distance. They followed me a block and then pulled me over.
They asked me to get out of the car, explain how I knew that friend of mine, what he's been doing these days,etc. They kept asking questions, asked for license, asked for registration, asked for insurance card---then asked to see them again in that order. This went on for 20 minutes and I was getting a bit tired of it.
They also asked me what was in my car, i told them nothing and if they wanted to search my car to go ahead but I also told them unless you have a clear reason to, I would suggest not bothering. I told them I would be glad to go with them to the station and file a complaint for harrassment if that's what they were looking for.
The reason: I 'guess' my friend used to be a 'big brother'.......
Anyways, when they left, they said 'I just wanted to show the other cop what an LCI looked like'.
They asked me to get out of the car, explain how I knew that friend of mine, what he's been doing these days,etc. They kept asking questions, asked for license, asked for registration, asked for insurance card---then asked to see them again in that order. This went on for 20 minutes and I was getting a bit tired of it.
They also asked me what was in my car, i told them nothing and if they wanted to search my car to go ahead but I also told them unless you have a clear reason to, I would suggest not bothering. I told them I would be glad to go with them to the station and file a complaint for harrassment if that's what they were looking for.
The reason: I 'guess' my friend used to be a 'big brother'.......
Anyways, when they left, they said 'I just wanted to show the other cop what an LCI looked like'.
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Originally Posted by juris335' post='652747' date='Aug 23 2008, 10:37 AM
Mel- Are you an Indian Chief? or what?
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Originally Posted by tex_phil' post='652272' date='Aug 22 2008, 10:51 AM
The story I posted wasn't mine, it was off the m5board.
well funny anyways!
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Originally Posted by BigMike' post='652766' date='Aug 23 2008, 10:38 AM
Anyways, when they left, they said 'I just wanted to show the other cop what an LCI looked like'.
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Originally Posted by e60insd' post='652699' date='Aug 23 2008, 01:43 PM
Aren't you on parole by default as a Raiders Fan?
Sorry couldn't resist since im a Charger Fan!
Sorry couldn't resist since im a Charger Fan!
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Originally Posted by e60insd' post='652699' date='Aug 23 2008, 04:43 AM
Aren't you on parole by default as a Raiders Fan?
Sorry couldn't resist since im a Charger Fan!
Sorry couldn't resist since im a Charger Fan!
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='652959' date='Aug 23 2008, 03:11 PM
Real men wear silver and black. ![Tease](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/tease.gif)
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