I go into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. Of course I'm not all that knowledgeable about rods and reels so I ask the gal at the register and she has sun glasses on.

"Excuse me mam', ... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" She ays, "Sir, I'm blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter I can tell you everything about it." I didn't believe her but I dropped it on the counter anyway. She aid, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line... It's a good all-around rod and reel, and it's $20."

I was flabbergasted, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the soundof it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it." Well I dropped my wallet and when I bent over I accidentally farted. At first I was embarrassed but then I realized that there's no way She would know that it was I because being blind, She wouldn't know I was the only person there. She rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50." I responded, "But didn't you say it was $20?" She says, "Yes Sir, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart.