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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks with the sweetest little lisp, "Do you keep widdle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Mar 24 2005, 12:00 PM
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks with the sweetest little lisp, "Do you keep widdle wabbits?"
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And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet? voice,"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
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And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet? voice,"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
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