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Old 03-09-2011, 07:20 AM
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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently
faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on
in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips
to the mirror, leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls
would put them back.

Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance
man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the
custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night

(you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the
maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the
mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers ... and then there are educators.
Old 03-09-2011, 08:11 AM
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12yolds and lipstick? Sounds like a job for PEDOBEAR!!
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Surpise! Surpise! Surpise!
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Tmac.
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Originally Posted by Iceman
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No way hahah damn
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funny anyway..lol
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WHAT?! This is retarded. Did you read it in the "WHY THE F**K IS THIS NEWS" section of the Washington Post? Oh, never mind, the whole thing is under that section...
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