The ventriloquist - a message for all Blonds!!
03-11-2009, 06:37 AM
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small town in Essex.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond
jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting:
'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you
can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair
have to do with her worth as a human being?
Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and
in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Because
you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humour!'
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
yells, 'You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to that little s**t on your
lap!'
show in a small town in Essex.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond
jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting:
'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you
can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair
have to do with her worth as a human being?
Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and
in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Because
you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humour!'
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
yells, 'You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to that little s**t on your
lap!'
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Originally Posted by Bimmer530I' post='813554' date='Mar 11 2009, 10:37 AM
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small town in Essex.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond
jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting:
'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you
can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair
have to do with her worth as a human being?
Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and
in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Because
you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humour!'
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
yells, 'You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to that little s**t on your
lap!'
show in a small town in Essex.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond
jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting:
'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you
can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair
have to do with her worth as a human being?
Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and
in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Because
you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humour!'
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
yells, 'You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to that little s**t on your
lap!'
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