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A union boss at a convention in Las Vegas decides to visit a local brothel. He asks the madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No, I?m sorry, it isn?t," she says.

"Well, if I pay $100, what do the girls get?" he asks.

"The house gets $80 and the girl gets $20."

Mighty offended by such unfair dealings, the man stomps off in search of a more equitable shop.

Finally, he reaches a brothel where the madam says, "Why yes, this is a union house."

"And if I pay $100, what do the girls get?" he asks.

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That?s more like it!" the man says. He looks around the room and points to a gorgeous young redhead. "I?d like her for the night."

"I?m sure you would, sir, but?" says the madam, gesturing at a 70-year-old woman in the corner, "Ethel here has seniority."

Iceman

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