Two Kids Going in for Surgery
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Two kids, lying on separate stretchers outside the O.R., awaiting surgery.
The first kid asks the other... What are you here for?
I am going to have my toncils removed.
No problem, the first kid responds. I had that done a couple years ago. They put you to sleep and when you wake up, they feed you a bunch of jello and ice cream, it's nothing.
Great! the second kid responds. And what are you here for?
I am here for a circumcision, the first kid responds.
Good luck buddy! reponds the second kid. I had that done when I was born... and I couldn't walk for a year!
The first kid asks the other... What are you here for?
I am going to have my toncils removed.
No problem, the first kid responds. I had that done a couple years ago. They put you to sleep and when you wake up, they feed you a bunch of jello and ice cream, it's nothing.
Great! the second kid responds. And what are you here for?
I am here for a circumcision, the first kid responds.
Good luck buddy! reponds the second kid. I had that done when I was born... and I couldn't walk for a year!
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