Triumph strikes again
06-18-2005, 05:52 AM
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very funny.
Reminds me of a British TV character (in the last century) called Dennis Pennis who basically mocked celebs. Some of his punch lines were:
To Pierce Brosnan: "I gotta tell you though, I saw GOLDEN EYE, I was glued to my seat. Otherwise I would've left."
To Mel Gibson: "Being an Australian, you weren't worried that might get you typecast? I gotta thank you though 'cos I haven't had sex in a long time, I went to see the movie and slept with the entire audience."
To Cher: "Has anyone ever told you you're really beautiful ... and meant it?"
To Richard Gere: "As you're a Buddhist, do you like Tibet or do you think gambling's wrong?"
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Originally Posted by kigerka' date='Jun 18 2005, 06:31 PM
Ha! that is good stuff.? I bet he really pissed the actors off.
They may even be a part of the
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Jun 18 2005, 12:02 PM
[quote name='kigerka' date='Jun 18 2005, 06:31 PM']Ha! that is good stuff.? I bet he really pissed the actors off.
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[/quote]Pennis was a classic - my two favourites were a) to Demi Moore "Demi, if the part called for it, and it wasn't done gratuitously, would you consider keeping your clothes ON in a movie?" and b) to the Governator - "Mr Schwarzenegger, you're truly one of the biggest names in Hollywood - 20 letters."
The guy was a legend
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This reminds me of Ali G, asking David and Victoria Beckham if they wanted their kids to grow up being football players like their dad, or singers like, uh, Mariah Carey..
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The Michael Jackson movie was hilarious.. There where a lot of disturbed people at that gate.. 
The MJ lookalike with the nose that was falling off... Hilarious!
The MJ lookalike with the nose that was falling off... Hilarious!
