Train Trouble
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There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
together in a carraige in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly
the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there
were no lights in the carraiges and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud
slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the
Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman
had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Irish fella must have kissed
Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried
to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.'
And the Irishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the
train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise again and slap
that English another one .'
together in a carraige in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly
the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there
were no lights in the carraiges and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud
slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the
Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman
had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Irish fella must have kissed
Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried
to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.'
And the Irishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the
train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise again and slap
that English another one .'
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