"Titanic" & "My Life" Book Report
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Subject: Book Report!
Most remember from their school days of having to read and then
submit a book report on what they had read... I wonder what kind of
reception this would have received during your time in school?
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by
Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book
report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical
stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic:..... $29.99
Clinton:..... $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
Most remember from their school days of having to read and then
submit a book report on what they had read... I wonder what kind of
reception this would have received during your time in school?
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by
Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book
report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical
stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic:..... $29.99
Clinton:..... $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
01-25-2006, 05:37 PM
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This one was too funny... What would our days be without Irish Eyes? Keep 'em comin..
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Originally Posted by ajay' post='229957' date='Jan 26 2006, 06:35 PM
... Keep 'em comin..
In this thread... the above quote gets a completely different meaning... Doesn't it?
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