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IrishEyes Dec 3, 2009 02:13 PM

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.


That's the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards


Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't
decide between a wood and an iron.
Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver


I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the
Woods for the trees.


Tiger's wife went for him after he scored a birdie.


What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident? The police found

the driver in the trunk.


What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.


What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 400 yards.

Gene Dec 3, 2009 02:25 PM

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sixcard Dec 3, 2009 04:58 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Irish, you're on a roll. :D

sixcard :)

v_therussian Dec 3, 2009 05:00 PM

Y'all are insensitive biatches! Leave poor Tiger alone already!

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EV4530 Dec 3, 2009 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by v_therussian' post='1067436' date='Dec 3 2009, 09:00 PM
Y'all are insensitive biatches! Leave poor Tiger alone already!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...6/Crocker1.JPG

+1
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...cker-cries.jpg

Rudy Dec 3, 2009 06:51 PM

Irish, you got to work the word "Cheetah" into one of those (or come up with a new one...) It's just too easy to pass up!

MacoBMW4life Dec 3, 2009 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by EV4530' post='1067461' date='Dec 3 2009, 09:55 PM

lmao !!

flyingpuck Dec 3, 2009 07:39 PM

I heard the "Cheetah" joke yesterday.....Tiger Woods wife said she would take him back if he changed his name to Cheetah instead!! :cool:

v_therussian Dec 3, 2009 07:41 PM


Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='1067538' date='Dec 3 2009, 11:39 PM
I heard the "Cheetah" joke yesterday.....Tiger Woods wife said she would take him back if he changed his name to Cheetah instead!! :cool:

And Krozi says: Who's gonna be the cougar? :lol: :lol:

CWS530 Dec 3, 2009 08:12 PM

Gene's stealing my material! Mom! :lol:


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