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Bimmer530I 03-06-2008 11:29 PM

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"
"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
candles."

"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.

But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.

"We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits."

"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick"

kearflex 03-07-2008 05:57 AM

Hahahaha

Saw it coming but very good :clap:

westcoast550 03-07-2008 06:12 AM

Great one ............but it is a repost , but a great repost !! :lol:

C's Bimmer 03-07-2008 06:14 AM


Originally Posted by westcoast550' post='541079' date='Mar 7 2008, 10:12 AM
Great one ............but it is a repost , but a great repost !! :lol:

I can't believe you have over 2000 posts already K. You are on a tear! :P

westcoast550 03-07-2008 06:23 AM


Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='541080' date='Mar 7 2008, 10:14 AM
I can't believe you have over 2000 posts already K. You are on a tear! :P

I need my car ............................... :lol:

Iceman 03-07-2008 06:38 AM


Originally Posted by westcoast550' post='541079' date='Mar 7 2008, 04:12 PM
Great one ............but it is a repost , but a great repost !! :lol:

Yep.

flyingpuck 03-07-2008 07:52 AM

Last time I saw that joke, I fell off my pet dinosaur and broke my wooden underwear! :lol: Okay, so it's old, so what, IT'S STILL FUNNY!!


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