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Old 07-22-2007, 06:37 AM
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There's this guy sitting at the bar having a drink after a long day at work, and this older man comes up to him and taps him on the shoulder...
He ignores him...
the old man taps him again and says
I had sex with your mother last night
He continues to ignore the old man...
The old man taps him on the shoulder again and says, louder this time
I had sex with your mother last night
The man at the bar continues to ignore him
The old man grabs him by the shoulder, spins him around, and leans down so they're face to face
I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT
The man at the bar stands up and says to him
Go home dad, you're drunk!
Old 07-22-2007, 07:13 PM
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Old 07-22-2007, 07:58 PM
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man i cant imagine any situation even resembling that occurring between me and my own dad... hahahahaha
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