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Stress Reliever #1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever #2

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the roommate answered.

"He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner."

Stress Reliever #3

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

alohalc

i've read this before and i think it's so true .

The Pentium Guy

Hah great