Spanner in the Court..
09-27-2005, 03:59 AM
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Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*stard!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner."
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You f***ing b*stard!!!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that b*stard. And every time I asked to borrow a f**ing spanner, he said he didn't have one!"
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*stard!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner."
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You f***ing b*stard!!!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that b*stard. And every time I asked to borrow a f**ing spanner, he said he didn't have one!"
09-27-2005, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Rudy' date='Sep 27 2005, 08:13 AM
(BTW, spanner=wrench for anyone who's confused...)
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09-27-2005, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by jta00r1' date='Sep 27 2005, 02:27 PM
[quote name='Rudy' date='Sep 27 2005, 08:13 AM']
(BTW, spanner=wrench for anyone who's confused...)
(BTW, spanner=wrench for anyone who's confused...)
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[/quote]For u non - ???? lengo = lingo
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Originally Posted by cobradav' date='Sep 27 2005, 03:46 PM
[quote name='jta00r1' date='Sep 27 2005, 02:27 PM'][quote name='Rudy' date='Sep 27 2005, 08:13 AM']
(BTW, spanner=wrench for anyone who's confused...)
(BTW, spanner=wrench for anyone who's confused...)
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[/quote]For u non - ???? lengo = lingo
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09-27-2005, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by jta00r1' date='Sep 27 2005, 07:27 PM
[quote name='cobradav' date='Sep 27 2005, 03:46 PM'][quote name='jta00r1' date='Sep 27 2005, 02:27 PM'][quote name='Rudy' date='Sep 27 2005, 08:13 AM']
(BTW, spanner=wrench for anyone who's confused...)
(BTW, spanner=wrench for anyone who's confused...)
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