Some New Golf Lingo
02-10-2008, 08:04 PM
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My Ride: On Order as of May 6- 2007 530i Titanium Grey and Grey Leather, with Sport Package, Premium Pkg, Cold Pkg.
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GOLF TERMINOLOGY Just for golfers..... some new terminology from the Brits.
A Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't.
A Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim
An Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water
A Rodney King* -over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
A Princess Grace* -should have taken a driver
A Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Michael Jackson* - gradually fading>
A Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A condom* - safe but didn't feel real good
A circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole
A Jeb Bush--too far to the right, out of play
A Nancy Pelosi-too far left, clueless on how to get home from there
A Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
A Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't.
A Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim
An Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Glen Miller* - didn't make it over the water
A Rodney King* -over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
A Princess Grace* -should have taken a driver
A Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Michael Jackson* - gradually fading>
A Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A condom* - safe but didn't feel real good
A circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole
A Jeb Bush--too far to the right, out of play
A Nancy Pelosi-too far left, clueless on how to get home from there
A Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole
02-10-2008, 08:25 PM
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My Ride: 2011, X6 Hybrid . Alpine White , every option. 20" Conti' NON runflats,OEM trunk spoiler , LUX V3 AE's , HP Thunder Fogs , custom front bumper reflector delete........
Simply Brilliant !! Kudos ! 
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My Ride: 2006 550i, Alpine White, Beige Ltr, Sport Pkg, Cold Weather Pkg, Premium Sound, Active Steering, Comfort Access, Steptronic, Nav, Satellite Radio, Split Fold Rear Seats, V1
Awesome! I will print this and keep it in my golf bag for laughs. 
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