IrishEyes

There are beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere
where the following people are stranded:

Two Italian men and one Italianwoman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two American men and one American woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide,
while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own,
the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do,
about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household
chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much
nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at
least the taxes are low and it is not raining.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and
by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of
coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.

alohalc

GB525dTour

I must have some Irish blood in me!

Iceman

garehaan

You forgot the Dutch!
They had a referendum and voted against a unity and agreed on legalising marihuana.
They built a hooters like bar, bought out the irish brewery, contracted all the woman to work in very tight shirts and short skirts, opened up a coffee shop next door, organised a gay red light strip and thereby legally stole everyones money.
In short time they picked the two best looking abandoned women and retired to Amsterdam

IrishEyes

I take it you are back from Mexico ?
Good time had by all ?

garehaan

Not yet by then, had some spare time to kill in the lounge at the airport....
now i'm back (with a filled schedule)
So i'll be back in here in a couple of days from now.