So you think your life is bad?
12-30-2004 | 01:53 PM
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If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You get eaten only once, too.
It takes four minutes to get hard, and only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom!
So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
Well I thought it was funny.
You only get laid once.
You get eaten only once, too.
It takes four minutes to get hard, and only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom!
So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
Well I thought it was funny.
12-30-2004 | 03:41 PM
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Here's an egg I'd prefer not to think about cracking open :'( :'( :'(
12-31-2004 | 03:36 AM
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You gotta know you're doing something right when the moderator starts posting jokes. Believe it adds some class to the forum and makes me think that it will be around for a long long time.
Happy New Year
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12-31-2004 | 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by cwoarmy' date='Dec 31 2004, 01:36 PM
You gotta know you're doing something right when the moderator starts posting jokes.? Believe it adds some class to the forum and makes me think that it will be around for a long long time.
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
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01-03-2005 | 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Lomag' date='Dec 30 2004, 03:53 PM
If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg?
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The only time you're allowed out in public, you get your heard cracked open, beaten to a pulpy mess and then your ass is cooked on an open fire, just before you get eaten for the first time.
01-03-2005 | 07:12 AM
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My Ride: [i][b][u]Since 19 august 2004[/u][/b][/i]: [color=red][b]530i[/b] High Executive[/color], Silvergray with beige interior, Popular wood, Servotronic, Sportssuspension, electric foldable and dimmed mirrors, dimmed interior mirror, pappelmaser braun wood, cupholders, styling 123 18" wheels, Logic 7, Steptronic, alarm class 3, electric sunscreen in the rear and suncreens for sidewindows, Comfort seats, heated seats, Xenon with headlightwashers, Adaptive corner lights ALC, Advanced airconditioning, lightpackage, Nav Pro, 6 cd changer, side airbags rearseats, bluetooth siemens S55, chrome kidneys, gearlever with wood, voice recognition retrofit, front windshield with green band.
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