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Old 04-26-2005 | 03:57 AM
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A woman goes to her boyfriends parent's house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family,and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice,"Skippy!"

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

A couple ofminutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let out a much louder and longer ...rrrriiiip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
"Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits all over you!"
Old 04-26-2005 | 12:59 PM
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plain simple and hilarious
Old 04-26-2005 | 03:23 PM
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Old 04-26-2005 | 07:27 PM
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Old 04-26-2005 | 10:27 PM
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Old 04-27-2005 | 10:35 AM
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We could handle up to three of our boys gfs at the same time. Just don't know if we could all survive.
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