Shake Weight
07-30-2009 | 05:43 AM
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07-30-2009 | 05:56 AM
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unfortunately the creator is not at fault there. he is just exploiting the typical moron consumer. people will buy that shit.
"big heavy machines are designed to build bulky muscle"
that is ridiculous. Yes, lady.... touch that machine and you will become butch and instantly grow a mullet.
"big heavy machines are designed to build bulky muscle"
that is ridiculous. Yes, lady.... touch that machine and you will become butch and instantly grow a mullet.
07-30-2009 | 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='959346' date='Jul 30 2009, 06:56 AM
unfortunately the creator is not at fault there. he is just exploiting the typical moron consumer. people will buy that shit.
"big heavy machines are designed to build bulky muscle"
that is ridiculous. Yes, lady.... touch that machine and you will become butch and instantly grow a mullet.
"big heavy machines are designed to build bulky muscle"
that is ridiculous. Yes, lady.... touch that machine and you will become butch and instantly grow a mullet.
..........And start finding Rosie O'Donnell attractive (in a manly way, of course)
07-30-2009 | 06:02 AM
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My Ride: Week 17 Build, 2008 E60 535d M Sport - Titanium Silver, Black Dakota Leather, Visibility Package, Media Package, Automatic gearbox, Steering Wheel Heating, M Double Spoke 172 19" Mixed Wheels, Auto-Dim+Exterior Mirror, Comfort seats, Front Seat Heating, Aluminium Pentan interior trim,DAB Tuner, TV Function, BMW Individual Audio System 825W !!
Originally Posted by pjinca' post='959340' date='Jul 30 2009, 02:48 PM
Not to be too rude, but couldn't they get the same effect just by giving several hand-jobs a day? And they can earn extra income 
07-30-2009 | 06:04 AM
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Originally Posted by littlemouse' post='959353' date='Jul 30 2009, 07:02 AM
Very true, but explain how that statament could be made any ruder...
Could've drawn a diagram?
07-30-2009 | 06:06 AM
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Maybe there should be a group buy, for everyone to give to their wives/girlfriends for... err... practice
07-30-2009 | 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by MarcsOnFire' post='959333' date='Jul 30 2009, 09:43 AM
07-30-2009 | 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by littlemouse' post='959355' date='Jul 30 2009, 07:06 AM
Maybe there should be a group buy, for everyone to give to their wives/girlfriends for... err... practice
07-30-2009 | 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted by pjinca' post='959361' date='Jul 30 2009, 03:09 PM
They should make a set with the hand excerciser that way she can have the grip to match::